Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
