Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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