my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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