Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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