Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
