I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Randomize