i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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