This girl is more easily done than said...
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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