can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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