your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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