True but thats because hes a fetus.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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