I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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