my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
So many bounce houses so little time
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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