I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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