So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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