When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Randomize
