why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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