we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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