batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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