Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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