Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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