I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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