I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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