Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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