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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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