Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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