we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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