if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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