I feel great
I just peed on a car
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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