Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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