i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
When are your genitals available?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Randomize
