fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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