I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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