the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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