Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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