Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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