This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
