Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Randomize
