we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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