Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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