Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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