bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize