this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
did you just send me my own nude
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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