Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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