I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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