I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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