I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
vagina is talking i cant
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My penis needs a shock collar
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
