You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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