I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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