I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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