I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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