i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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