Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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