your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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