So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
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