I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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