I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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